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Title: Drive safely

Title: Save girl child

Title: Feed the Children
Headline: The next time you waste food, think

Title: Encourage Adoption
Headline: Adopt. You never know who you'll bring home

Title: Save Girl Child
Headline: Do not neglect the girl child.

Title: Parenting is by example
Headline: Children learn fast. Don't fight at home.

 

Title: Stop Domestic Violence
Headline: 78% of domestic abuse incidents resulting in death occur in the victim's home.

Title: Stop Racism
Headline: Defend human rights against racial discrimination

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YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

 

Do you know we can even calculate our age even using very simple chocolate maths. This post is dedicated to chocolate lovers. Have you ever thought of this your chocolate love or eating habit can even help other to identify your age. Don't tell me your age, the Hershey Man will know!

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read .. Don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

1. Pick the number of times a week you'd like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

 

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator(or use the one listed under 'accessories' on your computer)

5. If you already had your birthday this year add 1759 ...
If you haven't, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week)

The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!)

Note: Please write your results as comments.

2009 IS THE ONLY YEAR  IT WILL WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS. Chocolate Calculator

How to stop cough in 5 minutes

This is a must try..... We have all been kept awake by our own or someone else's cough. Try this and pass it on. The tip and not the cough.

"ANYTHING is! better than antibiotics."

Even babies could benefit from this and the parents wouldn't worry about the safety of their child. And of course, it is harmless and free from any type of side-effects. WOW! I was raised, and raised my kids with Vicks. How come I never knew this? I can't wait for my next cough.

Amazing! READ IT ALL. It works 100 percent of the time, although the scientists at the Canada Research council (who discovered it) aren't sure why.

Treatment: To stop night time coughing in a child (or an adult, as! we found out personally), put Vicks Vapor Rub generously on the bottom of the feet at bedtime and then cover with socks. 

Even persistent, heavy, deep coughing will stop in about five minutes and stay stopped for many, many hours of relief. This works 100 percent of the time, and is more effective in children than even very strong prescription cough medicines. In addition it is extremely soothing and comforting and they will sleep soundly. I heard the head of the Canada Research Council describe these findings on the part of their scientists when they were investigating the effectiveness and usage of prescription cough medicines in children, as compared to alter! native therapies like acupressure. I just happened to tune in to a.m. Radio and picked up this guy talking about why cough medicines in kids often do more harm than good due to the chemical makeup of these strong drugs, so I listened.. It was a surprising finding and found to be more effective than prescribed medicines for children at bedtime, and in addition to have a soothing and calming effect on sick children who then went on to sleep soundly. My wife tried it on herself when she had a very deep constant and persistent cough a few weeks ago, and it worked 100 percent! She said it felt like a warm blanket had enveloped her. The coughing stopped in a few minutes, ! and believe me this was a deep (incredibly annoying!) every few seconds, uncontrollable cough and she slept cough-free for hours every night she used it. If you have children or grandchildren, pass it on. If you
end up sick, try it yourself and you will be absolutely amazed.

Can you imagine this is happening in INDIA?

Government of India has an online Grievance forum at http://www.pgportal.gov.in. The govt. wants people to use this tool to highlight the problems they faced while dealing with Government officials or departments like
1) Railways  
2) Posts  
3) Telecom (incl. Bharat Sanchar Nigam Limited (BSNL)  & Mahanagar Telephone Nigam Limited (MTNL )  
4) Urban Development (Delhi Development Authority (DDA), Land & Development Office (L&DO), Central Public Works Department (CPWD), etc)  
5) Petroleum & Natural Gas  
6) Civil Aviation (Air India, Airports Authority of India, etc)  
7) Shipping, Road Transport & Highways  
8) Tourism  
9) Public Sector Banks - Allahabad Bank, Andhra Bank, Bank of Baroda, Bank of India, Bank of Maharashtra, Canara Bank, Central Bank of India, Corporation Bank, Dena Bank, Indian Bank,   Indian Overseas Bank, Industrial Development Bank of India Ltd, National Bank for Agriculture and Rural Development, Oriental Bank of Commerce, Punjab & Sind Bank, Punjab National Bank, Small Industries Development Bank of India, State Bank of Bikaner & Jaipur, State Bank of Hyderabad, State Bank of India, State Bank of Indore, State Bank of Mysore, State Bank of Patiala, State Bank of Travancore, Syndicate Bank, UCO Bank, Union Bank of India, United Bank of India, Vijaya Bank  
10) Public Sector Insurance Companies -GIC of India, Life Insurance Corporation of India, National Insurance Company Ltd., The New India Assurance Company Ltd., The Oriental Insurance Company Ltd., United India Insurance Company Ltd.  
11) National Saving Scheme of Ministry of Finance  
12) Employees' Provident Fund Organization  
13) Regional Passport Authorities   Regional Passport Office, Ahemadabad   Regional Passport Office, Amritsar   Regional Passport Office, Bangalore   Regional Passport Office, Bareilly   Regional Passport Office, Bhopal   Regional Passport Office, Bhubaneswar   Regional Passport Office, Chandigarh   Regional Passport Office, Chennai   Regional Passport Office, Cochin   Regional Passport Office, Coimbatore   Regional Passport Office, Dehradun   Regional Passport Office, Delhi   Regional Passport Office, Ghaziabad   Regional Passport Office, Goa   Regional Passport Office, Guwahati   Regional Passport Office, Hyderabad   Regional Passport Office, Jaipur   Regional Passport Office, Jalandhar   Regional Passport Office, Jammu   Regional Passport Office, Kolkata   Regional Passport Office, Kozhikode   Regional Passport Office, Lucknow   Regional Passport Office, Madurai   Regional Passport Office, Malappuram   Regional Passport Office, Mumbai   Regional Passport Office, Nagpur   Regional Passport Office, Patna   Regional Passport Office, Pune   Regional Passport Office, Raipur   Regional Passport Office, Ranchi   Regional Passport Office, Shimla   Regional Passport Office, Srinagar   Regional Passport Office, Surat   Regional Passport Office, Thane   Regional Passport Office, Trichy   Regional Passport Office, Trivandrum   Regional Passport Office, Visakhapatnam  
14) Central Government Health Scheme  
15) Central Board of Secondary Education  
16) Kendriya Vidyalaya Sangathan  
17) National Institute of Open Schooling  
18) Navodaya Vidyalaya Samiti  
19) Central Universities
20) ESI Hospitals and Dispensaries directly controlled by ESI Corporation  under Ministry of Labour

Mallu Secretary!

SMILE

Ø Always remember to be happy because you never know who's falling in love with your smile

Ø Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.

Ø A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.

Ø Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Ø Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it.

Ø I've never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.

Ø Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles.

Ø The shortest distance between two people is a smile

Ø If you don't start out the day with a smile, it's not too late to start practicing for tomorrow

Ø Every day you spend without a smile, is a lost day.

Ø Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.

Ø Peace begins with a smile.

Kenny & the Dead Donkey

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old
farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad
news, the donkey died last night."
Kenny replied: "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said: "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Kenny said: "OK then, just unload the donkey."
The farmer asked: "What you goanna to do with him?"
Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off." (Note: To raffle is to sell a thing by
lottery - draw lot -! to a group of people each paying the same amount for a
ticket)
Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with
that dead donkey?"
Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made
a profit of $998.00."
Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars."
Kenny grew up and eventually became the CEO of the American Energy Company :
Enron

- this content is forwarded as mail from somebody

Bappa

Advertisement In A Long Island

Shop: Guitar, for sale....... Cheap....... ....no strings attached.

Ad In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!

On a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.

My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses... He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When: Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off

Sign In A Bar: 'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'

Sign In Driving School: If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.

The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask too Many Questions.

Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone

Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit : We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..

A Traffic Slogan: Don't Let Your Kids Drive If They are Not Old Enough Or Else They Will Never Be.

Sign In A Restaurant: All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.

Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlor Window: Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here. She May Be Your Grandmother !

Time to Change Your Thinking

It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking.
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.
One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.
His bed was next to the room's only window.
The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.

The men talked for hours on end.
They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation..

Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.

The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.

The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.
Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.
As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.
One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.
Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.
Days, weeks and months passed.

One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.
She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.

As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window.. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.
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Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.
He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.

It faced a blank wall.

The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.
The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.
She said, 'Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.'
Epilogue:
There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.

Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.

If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.

'Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present.'

The origin of this letter is unknown .

Do not keep this letter.

I pray you will forward it to all your friends to whom you wish God's blessings. This will definitely not bring you riches but will allow you to bring a smile on many faces

What Babies Do Inside?

The pictures are so cute... The imagination of whoever created these pictures is worth Admiring...Check these out and smile...:-)

Swine Flu - initiator apology

This is the apology photo send by Swine Flu initiator to one of the new agency to publish as his apology.

Income Tax Section 80C, 80CCC, 80CCD, 80CCE

Section 80C. – Section 80C was inserted from assessment year 2006-2007. It provides deductions from gross (total) income for qualified amounts paid or deposited by the assessee in the previous year.

Main Provisions.

1. The deduction is available only to an individual or a HUF from the gross total income,

2. The deduction is allowed irrespective of whether such amount is paid or deposited by the taxpayer out of his income chargeable to tax,

3. The deduction is available on the basis of specified qualifying investments/contributions/payments made by the taxpayer during the previous year,

4. The maximum amount deductible under section 80C is Rs. 1,00,000. Also the total amount of deductions under sections 80C, 80CCC and 80CCD is Rs. 1,00,000.

Gross Qualifying Amount for the Deduction
Following nature of payments are qualifying amounts

1. Life insurance premium subject to 20 per cent of sum assured,

2. Payment in respect to non-commutable deferred annuity,
   Deferred annuity deducted from Government employee (subject to maximum of 20 per cent of salary),

3. Contributions (not the repayment of loan) towards statutory provident fund and recognised provident fund,

4. Contribution towards an approved superannuation fund,
   Subscription to National Saving Certificates, VIII Issue,

5. Contribution to ULIP (unit-linked insurance plan) of Unit Trust of India and or LIC Mutual Fund,

6. Payments for notified annuity plan of LIC including New Jeevan Dhara, New Jeevan Akshary, New Jeevan Dhara I, New Jeevan Akshary I, II and III.

7. Subscription towards notified units of Mutual Fund or UTI,
   Contribution to notified pension fund set up by Mutual Fund or UTI,

8. Any sum paid (and accrued interest) as subscription to Home Loan Account Scheme of National Housing Bank or contribution to any pension fund of National Housing Bank,

9. Any sum paid as subscription to any scheme of public sector company engaged in providing long term finance for purchase/construction of residential houses or from the housing board in India engaged in planning and development of cities.

10. Any sum paid as tution fees for the admission or otherwise to any university/college/educational institution in India for full time education for any two children of the taxpayer,

11. Any payment towards the cost of construction/purchase of residential property including payment of loan taken from Government bank, cooperative bank, LIC, National Housing Bank, taxpayer’s employer where such employer is a public company, public sector company, university or cooperative society,

12. Amount invested in approved debentures of, and equity shares in, a public company engaged in  infrastructure including power sector or units of mutual fund utilized for infrastructure,

13. Amount in fixed deposits of 5-years or more with a scheduled bank in accordance with a scheme framed and notified by the Central Government (applicable from assessment year 2007-2008),

14. Subscription to any notified bonds of National Bank for Agriculture or Rural Development (applicable from assessment year 2008-2009),

15. 5-year time deposit in an account under Post Office Time Deposits Rules 1981, and

16. Deposit in an account under the Senior Citizen Saving Scheme Rules, 2004.

Section 80CCC. Deduction for Contribution to Pension Funds -Section 80CCC provides deductions from gross (total) income for amounts paid or deposited by the assessee to any annuity plan of Life Insurance Corporation of India or any other insurer for receiving pension from the fund referred to in clause (23AAB).

Main Provisions.

1. The deduction is available to an individual who is resident or non-resident, Indian citizen or foreign citizen

2. The deduction is allowed only if such amount is paid or deposited by the taxpayer out of his income chargable to tax,

3. The maximum amount deductible under section 80C is Rs. 1,00,000. Also the total amount of deductions under sections 80C, 80CCC and 80CCD is Rs. 1,00,000.

4. Surrender value received is taxable in the year of receipt in the hands of the assessee or nominee.

Section 80CCD. Deduction for contribution to pension scheme of Central Government. – Deduction is allowed to an individual employed by the Central Government or any other employer on or after the 1st day of January, 2004, has in the previous year paid or deposited any amount in his account under a pension scheme notified or as may be notified by the Central Government. However, the deduction is limited to 10 per cent of his salary in the previous year.

Where, the Central Government or any other employer makes any contribution to the employee’s account, the employee shall be allowed a deduction in the computation of his total income. However, the deduction is limited to 10 per cent of his salary in the previous year.

If after claiming the deduction, any amount together with interest or bonus accrued is received by the assessee or his nominee in whole or in part, in any previous year, is taxable of the assessee or his nominee, as the case may be, if it is received –

1. On account of the closure or opting out of the pension, or

2. As pension received from the annuity plan purchased or taken on such closure or opting out.

Where any amount paid or deposited by the assessee has been allowed as a deduction under section 80CCD —

1. No rebate with reference to such amount shall be allowed under section 88;

2. No deduction with reference to such amount shall be allowed under section 80C.

Explanation. For the purposes of 80CCD, “salary” includes dearness allowance, if the terms of employment so provide, but excludes all other allowances and perquisites.

Section 80CCE. – The aggregate amount of deductions under section 80C, section 80CCC and section 80CCD shall not, in any case, exceed Rs. 1,00,000.

www.irctc.co.in - Limit

Now a days most the computer users book train tickets using www.irctc.co.in. When we signup as a normal user, we can start booking the etickets, canceling the etickets and many more.

Now as normal user you may not be aware that you can only book 10 tickets per month user user. Last time I have booked some tickets and some how I crossed this limit that time I was not aware of such limitation and continuously error message is displayed. After writing a complaint to customer care I came to know about this limitation. So I thought of sharing this with all you people.

Remember Agents login is not having such limitations.

Restroom signs around the world.

Wherever you travel, be sure you understand this important signage: Restroom signs around the world. People of Earth are creative with their bathrooms

 

Live simply
Love generously
care deeply
Speak kindly