05 August 2009

Wonderfully Described Definitions

Defination of Cigarette CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either 		ATT328228
ATT328229 CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece		 ATT328230
ATT328231 TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage		 ATT328232
ATT328233 CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before		 ATT328234
ATT328235 CLASSIC:
A book which people praise, but never read
SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight
ATT328236
ATT328237
OFFICE:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
YAWN:
The only time when some married men
ever get to open their mouth		 ATT328238
TERROR INDICTMENTS ETC:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
COMMITTEE:
Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done
together		 ATT328240
ATT328241 EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their Mistakes
ATOM BOMB:
An invention to bring an end to all inventions
ATT328242
ATT328243 PHILOSOPHER:
A fool who torments himself during life,
to be spoken of when dead
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell
in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip		 ATT328244
ATT328245 OPPORTUNIST:
A person who starts taking bath if he
accidentally falls into a river
OPTIMIST:
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
ATT328246
ATT328247
PESSIMIST:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY
MISER:
A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
ATT328248
ATT328249 FATHER:
A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL:
A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught		 ATT328250
ATT328251 BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections
and your Confidence Later		 ATT328252
ATT328253 DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!
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